Who each one is for, and the catch.
Pick it ifOlder newcomers, anyone who wants a clinic nearby, and people who walk everywhere.
The catchIt is quiet at night the way a museum is quiet; the young, social version of the city is a taxi away.
Pick it ifPeople who need the rail terminals and downtown on foot, and can choose the Plaza San Martín pocket precisely.
The catchRetiro is not one simple vibe; station areas, Plaza San Martin, and Catalinas feel different.
Pick it ifPeople who want to walk to everything and will take the noise as the price.
The catch9 de Julio and Avenida de Mayo are the city's protest route, so some weekday afternoons the barrio is a cordon.
Pick it ifPeople who prioritize budget, centrality, doctors, transit, and commerce over polish.
The catchIt is intense. Visit at the hours you actually expect to come home.
Two or more points apart on the 1–10 scale, widest gap first. The tick is the median barrio.
Alike onhealthcare (9–10).
Each lens weighs the marks differently; what each one weighs is in the note below.
First landing — Walkable, transit-rich, English-friendly, food and culture on tap — with reported crime included in the comparison. With kids — Schools and healthcare first, then the clubs, safety, parks, quiet and walkable streets. On a budget — Lower asking prices first, with transit, walkability and reported crime in the mix. Creative & nightlife — Culture, food and walkability — and the louder, the better. Quiet & green — Calm streets and green space, with reported crime and asking prices in the mix. Car-free — Transit and walkability only — live here without ever owning a car.
Averages of asking prices; crime as reported robberies and thefts per 1,000 residents.
Scores run 1 low to 10 high; “data” means derived from a source, “our read” is our considered opinion. Rents are averages of asking prices — the city statistics office for barrios (43 m² one-bedroom), the Zonaprop index for Zona Norte (50 m²) — converted at each table's bank rate. A missing dimension is left out of fit, never counted as neutral. Methods and every source with its date: how we score.